We will be holding GO Team tryouts early next year. It’s important that you prepare diligently for a coveted spot on the 2016 team. As a first step, you must first pass the qualifying exam by answering these two questions:
- Even if you have watched The Apprentice (which you should never admit publicly), did you really think the Donald was trustworthy back then, let alone now?
- Have you ever dreamed of Texas seceding from the Union?
If you answered both of these questions correctly, then you can proceed to the next step which will be unveiled at a meeting early in 2016. Good luck.
– Tom Bernitt